Caught in a Bad Romance

Pas-ta-ah-ah-ah

Ragu-Ragu-Gu

Kaloula-ooh la la

Want your bad romance.

I want your pasta, I want your cookies

I want your everything as long as it's fat free

I want your love, love, love, love

I want your love.

That's my Weird Al, Weird Kaloula style.  Or Lady Kaloula!  Ha.

Except I'd never wear a lobster on my head.  Ever.

I'm not going to lie, I've been having a real tough time this past week.  It's taking a lotta lotta effort to stay up.  And by "up" I mean cheerful, not falling in the funk, and literally upright.  For all I want to do is stay in bed, sleep, read, and EAT.  Today was full on comfort food fest, as evidenced by above big bowl o' bacon spaghetti.

You all know this already and have offered encouraging words, which I am so grateful for.  Please, I will be embarassed if I were to get anymore.  I am merely writing it out right now, not for sympathy, just to get a grip.  A bit o thee therapy in writing.  I know I need to snap out of it, move on, stay away from the cookies.  I haven't had any cookies by the way.

So to distract myself from, well, me, a few words on fluff:

Did you see Michelle got booted off Idol last week?  See what I mean about being a jinx?  At least with Project Runway it's pretaped, not live, already finished, so no jinxing involved.  I can't even think about that show without pining for a sewing machine.  I really want to create clothes.  And you know who's clothes I love and would totally try to recreate?  You'd probably never in a million years guess!

My Hubs is a big fan of Smallville, he owns every season.  From time to time, if I happen to walk by when he's watching it, I can't get past Lana's wardrobe!  I want it!  I can't find good pictures on the net of examples, except for this dress:

And some link love:

If you love Project Runway like I love Project Runway, or even if you just love fashion, you have to check out the Project Rungay blog.  These guys are hilarious, honest, and at times brutal. 

Also when I am in need of a little giggle, I like to check out http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/, or Cake Wrecks.

If you know of some great hilarity on the web please please share because I need lots of laughter right now! (Before I break out the Cadbury Eggs)