If I were..

I've seen this on a few people's blogs, and being that I'm a thief of good ideas, here is mine!

If I were...

If I were a month, I’d be May.

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Sunday.

If I were a time of day, I'd be late morning.

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If I were a planet, I’d be Neptune.

If I were a sea animal, I'd be a Dolphin.

If I were a direction, I’d be South.

If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a lovely sofa.

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If I were a liquid, I'd be wine.

If I were a gemstone, I’d be turquoise.

If I were a tree, I’d be a palm.

If I were a tool, I’d be an immersion blender.

If I were a flower, I'd be an orchid.

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If I were a kind of weather, I'd be sunshine n' 78.

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a lap steel guitar.

If I were a color, I'd be blue.

If I were an emotion, I’d be joy.

If I were a fruit, I’d be a coconut.

If I were an element, I’d be water.

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If I were a car, I'd be a Mustang.

If I were a food, I’d be tiramisu.

If I were a place, I’d be Greek Isles.

If I were a material, I’d be cotton.

If I were a scent, I’d be Ralph Lauren Blue.

If I were an animal, I'd be a polar bear.

If I were a facial expression, I’d be a cheesy grin.

If I were a song, I’d be 'Don't Let Me Get Me'

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be kitten heeled sandals.