Hello there, human! I am the one they call Onyx.
I do everything I can to interrupt my human when she is on this blog,
yet she will continue to write away. She is not home so I am taking over!
I am canine but sometimes I like to act like I'm human, aside from taking over the computer, I like to imitate them in the car.
I haven't learned to sit like the rest of the other dogs yet, instead developed a nifty way to sit with my back legs off to the side. Because I chill.
And when it's time for dinner, the loyal minions serve me.
As for you humans, I just give my well practiced nose down eyes up pose and you are twisted around my little paw!
Now that you are under my spell, please send treats.